I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
so my mom just told me that she wouldnt pick me up and take us to taco bell at 3AM...
So guy #2, the dancer, is programmed into my phone under the name H.uy. His number- 11 digits. I should have stopped drinking.
I wish "capable of destroying an innocent girl's life" is something I could put on my resume
a guy from my religion class just walked in with a red cup. hello first friday of 2nd semester.
This girl has a second refrigerator that she uses JUST for liquor, her kitchen chairs are kegs AND she can grill. I'm not coming back.
And then i had a penis in each hand. It was magical.
There is ecstasy everywhere. Get over here right no5w. The 5 is silent.
He took a shot, then proceeded to puke into the bucket he was iceing his broken foot in
Ssssssssssshhhhhhhhhhhiiiiiiii!iiiiiiiiiitttttttttttttttssssssssssssshhhhhhhhooooooooowwwwwww. Letters for emphaSSIIISISEEEE!
I pulled my bra outta my purse. Covered in honey mustard. I still lack an explanation.
Probably not well advised, but you're welcome to stop by if your not ready to end your night. You know, for Thanksgiving's sake.
I'M NOT EVEN STOPPING FOR WINE SO I CAN GET TO THAT DICK QUICKER.
I just remembered that I insisted everyone watch porn together last night.
You have a full penis tattoo of a cobra fighting a mongoose, don't you?
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