I don't get it.
Me neither.
But I masturbated to it anyway.
So we fuck and I say, "I'm about to go." He tells me, "No, leave at ten.. just lay here for a little while." When I ask, "Why?!" He gets his feelings hurt and says, "ugh. or don't." Since when did guys start acting like girls?
just got out of a noise viloation because the cop recognized my roomate as his favorite chipotle burrito roller. just another reason I love ritos
winter break is gonna be like a weird mixture of rehab fat camp and holiday cheer.
Just ate applesauce I laced with percocets for dinner. I'm pretty sure my grandmother does the same thing.
thats what you get for writing a paper after liquor pitchers
its only a rough draft.
I gave myself a pep talk in the library bathroom mirror. and then threw up in the sink.
Let's not refer to him as Dustin. That makes him seek like a real person, not just a dick I would like to experience.
I actually want to work out for some reason... I think it's my brains way of telling me it doesn't like living in a fat body.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
Of the two of us, which one has licked a drag queen's tit in the past 5 days?
I'm pretty sure the girl in the stall next to me is waiting on me to leave so she can poop but I'm doing the same thing so it's like a Mexican standoff
Apparently chalking everything I've done these past 48 hours to the fact that it was homecoming, is like a "get out of jail free" card.
If dispatch calls for us tell them I'm having a significant emotional event in the restroom
His dick has the same name as my pipe. I'm keeping him forever.
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