My mind says no, but my body says yes.
What does your body say about chlamydia?
he told me my vagina needed a tic tac
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
Do you think the party boat will still go out if there is a hurricane?
HAPPY NEWYEARSM FAGTRON! GETTING HEAD IN TAXI I WIN
She's more of a "I'm gonna get herpes no matter how great her face looks like" pretty
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
i love him because he let me keep my UGGS on while we had sex
can you just act like it's not so easy to get a blowjob from me??
No, that was the night I helicoptered my dick to oncoming traffic. Im talking about the night I ran naked down the street.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
I don't want to be "that guy" but I may have accidentally sent a dick pic to your mom
Is it bad when I wake up sore & don't know if my injuries are from sex or the mechanical bull at the bar?
Randomize
