go do what you do best...puke behind churches
i make out with random ppl when i drink he shouldnt feel special
9 beers later and she still looks like Gary Busey.
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
I told her I was horny and she said to forget it because she has vagina drama.
WHAT IN THE HELL IS VAGINA DRAMA?!
Don't worry we didnt bang. Sometimes I just bring guys home so I don't order pizza.
I hope no one at work will be able to read the "who wants body shots" on my chest. I forgot about it.
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
He'd pee in it. And since it's PBR I'd have no idea
He should know he can't successfully wrestle in pudding fully clothed. Amateur.
I'm so high. I'm going to need directions to get home.
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
? I'm just sitting watching something borrowed alone, crying in my boxers , feel like I should probably do something
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