So how was last night?
Let's just say I danced with the devil
Huh?
I'm going to Hell for sure
I blacked out in 45 minutes and woke up with a missed call from someone I saved in my phone as the karate kid.
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
I woke up with the new contact "Britney Both Nipples Pierced"... how do you think the night went?
i just realized that im half way to my goal of puking in every single toilet on our floor
thank you for tagging me in all my pictures as "skank" and yourself as "made by the hands of God"
I found a sock full of anal beads in my dryer. At least she washes them.
I really want to go out tonight but part of me wants to be able to honestly tell the judge tomorow that I didn't
If I ever die and svu has to come to my murder scene make sure they know I don't wear underwear always so it might not be as bad as they think
She puked her nose ring out of her face.
I woke up with a black eye, bruised knuckles, wearing women's clothing, in a house I did not recognize, next to a solid 9. Thank you for making 21 special.
You put me in such a good mood with that road head, I bought everyone at Hooters donuts.
Landen experienced Greenville for the first time last night. He was awaken by 2 cops and 4 EMS guys this morning in the bed of that truck that is for sale at the swashbuckler carwash, said he was trying to walk to waffle house... Greenville- 1, Landen- 0
you don't go into accounting for the pussy....
I realized just how much my daughter is MINE when I heard her tell someone "Go shit yourself" yesterday.
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