dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
I got to stop making out with my boss at work. I think we should just get it overwith, be dissaponted and move on.
It's mornings like this that make me happy to have a clean pair of underwear in my purse.
eww mummy girl is here...
what the fuckk. i just want to hold her down, wax her eyebrows, and give her some morals.
Then we managed to set a grill and all 24lbs of meat on it on fire. I didn't help because I was filled with alcohol and extra flammable.
I probably should have cut it off when he started putting queso on my nipples, but within ten minutes I was a self-serve burrito bar.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
Her fucking playlist had randy newman on it. It was like woody was watching the whole time.
I like that we've become good enough friends again that I can make fun of your penis without it being awkward
I just karate chopped a humming bird out of mid air. It came at my face while I was out side smoking. Scared the shit out of me. My ninja skills just took over. Haha. I mean really at that point it was me or him.
Are you still free tonight?
Oh shit I kinda forgot and took acid
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
I just woke up and my ass is covered in honey and my eye brows are shaved off.
I'm gonna be late for work because i decided to masturbate and forgot to put my clothes in the dryer
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