People are allowed to visit it's just they can't be from Germany and have to wear masks.
my door was closed and her door was closed but even over the r.kelly playing at full blast i was able to hear her say "THAT'S NOT THE RIGHT HOLE!". Def rethinking my roommate situation.
I'don't know who your are but its that time a day. Drunk it up. Did you buy a House for goundhogs days?
She definitely pulled a diaper out of her purse and cleaned up the vodka with it, where do you meet these people?!
I'm rearranging all my life goals to become a billionaire by 28 and batman by 30. Not kidding.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I got into the shower with my underwear on. I just sat down in the tub and tried to figure out when I lost all control of this hangover.
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
Their children would look like the Michelin man and smell like chef Boyardee
It was like 10 tiny penises being shoved in my vagina.
I swear every time I see him he's either dancing or trying to touch people
Laziness has hit a new level. I'm out of clean sexy underwear and meeting a boy tonight so I'm having a thong delivered via post mates.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
Yeah totally passed out in their trash can last night.
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