Is this a definitive no? All is forlorn? Such is fine, but i'm drunk and a sucker for concrete answers
Ha i know. My vag can't go too crazy for a boy halfway across the country. It doesn't have that good of range
what is the aproppriate waiting time between having sex and playing super Mario brothers
6 min
we just got kicked out of the mexican restaurant. i have a full pitcher of margarita's hiding under my coat.
Pretty sure I blacked out the last 48 hours, the last thing I remember is the 4 pm bar crawl on Thurs
Can you believe they're going to let me be a doctor?
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
She just laid there, sucking on a piece of steak, with the most content look on her face. Just before she passed out (steak still on her mouth) she said the cat box needed to be emptied
She was touching herself and looking a shoes online. My debt is bad enough without bringing that hot mess into my life.
Good thing I left work early to shave my balls because traffic sucked ass, which I was written up for and my reason on the write was "to close on time, have to shave balls for date tonight". Oh yea, that was a bold statement right there
Competitive oral. I'm always telling girls they are only the fourth, maybe third, best blowjob I've had. They go back down with something to prove.
Dude. Going to the Theme park the day after the 4th of July was the worst idea I've ever had.
I am lonely and hungry. I need a girlfriend, but I'd settle for my mom.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
I get stoned and write a 15 page history report in two hours. She gets stoned and cries because she "doesn't know which shade of pink is the real one".
I literally ended up in this basement and was tangoing w my friend and then I peed in a supply closet and had to be put to bed
Randomize
