Adam has been drinking
Who has his phone
Adam does
Birthday was great, I got entirely too drunk and made really poor life decisions. It was everything a birthday should be.
the towel caught on fire outside the hottub but we were all too stoned to care
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
i go for whatevers easier....i'm bisexual strictly due to the convenience factor
I had a great penis washing session in the sink before I left. Washed off all the bar and green beer
A valiant attempt to obtain a backhoe was made
Eh maybe I should give her a chance. Let's see where making a porno takes the friendship
If I end up in a healthy relationship because of this, I will NEVER forgive you!!!
Sailor Jerry came over for the evening. It was a magical evening. I didn't even get puke in the house.
You slid down a wall, tried to pull your cast off and yelled that casts were too conformist.
Doing a walk of shame at Wal-Mart at 3:30am because when I left at 11pm I was getting milk
I went in the hotel's jacuzzi fully clothed, threw up in the bathroom half an hour later and woke up naked next to Dr. Seuss' "Oh the Places You'll Go"
By the end of our first date my penis was pierced.
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