wtf. i just found you're porn stash.
u like it?
NOT THE POINT.
He ate me out. It was like watching him trying to win a pie eating contest
Blowing lines off from the book where the wild things are... bad babysitter?
i wanted a birthday blowjob. not a birthday VD.
Your dick is once again the conversation topic.
I am literally too baked to press the call button. How am I supposed to bone him?
she stopped mid-blowjob to explain how to acheive the haircut shown in the movie
It's going to take a while to see a dick pic that I enjoy more than richs helicopter video
I totally cried the whole time and then screamed out my new therapists name....
No. He burped at a 3 year old, roared at him and proceeded to scream at the kid's parents to watch their child. The manager of Olive Garden was on our side.
Also, I've finally come to the point in the relationship when having sex with socks on is ok.
I just remembered I made you punch yourself in the face last night and I would like to formally apologize for that even though it was hilarious.
ANNA YOU PEED ON THE STREET. LIKE NOT EVEN SUBTLY. YA JUST SQUATTED IN THE MIDDLE OF THE HIGHWAY. And you flashed your tits to oncoming vehicles to try to get them to pick us up
I just said "you do you" to my penis.
I swear I'm an adult. I say as I send my mom to go find me green lucky charms and lady gaga oreos
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