Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
he was CRYING into my vagina
I'm making tacos. Give me one good reason why we shouldn't be high while eating those tacos.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
Also when i was high i would close my eyes and see a puppy on a grill having pancake batter poured on it.... And for whatever reason it was fucking hilarious.
Can you pick up from work today? There's a surprise for you on the bed and I haven't gone blind which is positive.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
That falls under the "unwelcome penises" category. Also that's definitely a sentence I never thought I would say
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
Just realized that I bailed on you guys yesterday just so I could get wendy's. it was worth it but still, sorry
You can accomplish quite a bit with a can do attitude and a well placed ice cube.
theres a girl in the library eating whip cream out of a starbucks cup... only whip cream, im way to high for this shit
I know you think you’re ready to graduate but just keep these things in mind: taxes, I get up at 5 AM every morning, I have to buy vegetables when I go grocery shopping, and I can’t wear sweat pants to work. Take that victory lap and enjoy the sweat pants and bar hopping because it goes downhill real quick.
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