thats the only time ive ever had sloppy firsts
Yeah i mean there's 3 guys fighting over me. It would just be bitchy of me not to get with at least 1.
We just used hot candle wax from our joint lighting candle to make a bunch of new small ones how stoned are we
i gave her road head last night, needless to say it wasn't the same and i bit a chunk of the inside of my cheek off.
two fat guys on crotch rockets just invited me to 'party' with them at a del taco. why does this keep happening to me?
I left you pizza on the porch. I didn't want to wake you, if you were passed out on the bathroom floor again. Sorry if it's cold.
She gained 35 lbs and has an ankle bracelet, time for new booty call.
when we went to bed he asked me to hold his penis so he knew i was there for him
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
I fully committed to my astronaut costume, to say the least. blacking out on moonshine and having a moonwalk of shame this morning: happy Halloweekend.
Thanks for fingering me to orgasm during Wu-Tang Clan
National champion athletes like gay butt sex, too. I'm just here to help them out.
Okay, first we buy a pirate outfit and then we get drunk, you in or you out?
I'm ready to run through the streets naked yelling "HES ALIVE!"
Today I saw someone riding a horse on the sidewalk by aldi when I went to walmart. Old town road was playing on the radio. It was perfect.
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