I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
redhead is getting on the bull...again red head is getting on the bull!
it was like the sexual equivalent of when Wilson fell off the raft and floated away
i crushed up some extenze and put them in his protein powder - should make for an interesting gym experience
The guy that just projectile vomited over the balcony is now going down to find the pill he just puked up. He said he wasn't about to waste $15.
Just took my birth control pill next to the cubicle where we had sex last semester.
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
Im otw to class. I was at the Library. Just past three girls with a bottle of tequila playing dizzy bat.
You made out with a guy who refers to his cock as "rafiki." Are you proud of yourself?
Let's just say that the best way to get a girls attention is not to slap her on the ass from the window of a moving cab.
Um, you were throwing up the shocker symbol in front of all of the wedding guests during the best man's speech. No wonder the groom thinks we're bad
No more margaritas for you. Also, tequila should be reclassified as a hallucinogen.
Omg how many tall cans is too many tall cans for 1 pm
Good news!! I can adult!! 😂 turning down the strip club on a weeknight has become my crowning achievement ðŸ˜ðŸ˜‚
High school drama coach is wasted and wanted me to tell you that I’m good at flip cup and you should be very proud of me
Where the hell are you
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