Contrary to popular belief, while 19 is an attractive age, it does not equate to sexual prowess.
no, i dont want the owner to like me bc i dedazzled my vagina
They have an open bar at this baby shower. I was born to be Cuban.
reaaaally cool. my cat ate my birth control.
I don't know anybody that can get the cops to drive them back to the bar after being pulled out of a tree
it happenes
Some guy just hit on me and then said, well you look too young to ride the emotional roller coaster and guestured to his dick.
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
a homeless man let us know that my friend was asleep in the bushes outside my house on main street. So just a small get together.
It is 5:00PM and I'm just now putting on underwear.
I was just drinking but now I'm drinking and chasing with red bull. I call this "getting ready for work"
dude idk where I am. fuckin like. there wheat field and a horizon and shit. I think I got on a bus? some dude named Sam gave me a pamphlet about Jesus.
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
She made kool-aid with tequila instead of water and rolled a blunt about the size of an Oscar Mayer hot dog. Best blind date I've ever had. I think I will love her tell my dieing day!
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