Just found out I have to work new year's eve. It's like one final 'fuck you' from 2009.
We were naked in his bed when he asked me "what should we do?"
All he wants to do is masturbate while I sit there with my big toe up his ass that is not even the worst part of it.
Cocaine Wednesdays have to stop turning into no work Thursday
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
i'm in that phase where i'll swallow anything except food
Yea. I feel great. My life is great. My job isn't as shitty. And my daddy loves me. I love strip clubs. Great self esteem boost.
Honestly I was sitting in managerial accounting thinking "I really need to get my shit together and stop drinking so much wine." But when you asked I realized... it's wine. It's always a yes.
If I had feelings, you would have hurt them.
I'm pretty sure "good advice you would give to a freshman for achieving success" isn't constituted by introducing them to your addy dealer...
it is my civic duty to ensure the success of our youth.
Xanax and full house Tuesday is now Percocet Sunday
Jesus I was next level high last night having a mental epiphany about the state of Virginia
Still drunk. lying on the floor just rubbing my cats nipples
On another note, I kinda only wanna poop laying down now
I told him he had to put his dick inside of me at approx 1159 to ensure it was birthday sex. i was 19 when he entered me.. came out 20. winning.
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