Idk. We dropped acid and Kevin ran away again. We didn't find him for like 3 hours.
Man I wish I had been there
Yah we found him in the pool shed of some elderly couple. They were on the porch watching all of the shenanigans. ...To be young again.
How wet are you?
Ever heard of a U-boat?
"Party in the USA" was played at church youth group last night. It was like everything I enjoy hating was aligning against me.
My body isn't even mad at me...just disappointed
nothing like celebrating the fact that you're not a father by trying to impregnate other women
Looking for the remote in the couch. Finding Adderall beads. Considering utilizing.
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
You know, I think when I have a lot of free time, thats when I pick up odd lovers. Maybe keeping busy is key to not using my vagina
Lack of response to this text gains you a half hour of freedom before I initiate operations to conclude you are not, in fact, comatose. You requested no mercy.
I've orgasmed so many times tonight I think I've become enlightened
He also reminds me slightly of a pirate which i find strangely attractive
Just had to stop myself from doing a bump on the Disney bus. The struggle is real.
Remember when I made fun of you when you ran out of toilet paper on your brother's birthday and had to use coffee filters? Guess what happened today
Never make a coconut bikini from a real coconut.
I smell like old thai food.
Anytime you wish.we are doing double shots in the kitchen,and I drank a beer in the shower,so...the sooner you get here,the sooner you can get on our level.
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