Is it possible to jerk off a nipple?
I think they gave out some kind of ugly girl scholarship I don't know about...
I wish I could have two rating systems on iTunes. "This one is a 5 star. This one is only a 5 star when I'm baked."
so many types of cookies right now. i'm eating four kinds of cookies that i've made into larger cookie sandwiches. too high. whoa.
It's only slutty when someone else does it. It's okay if it's us though
if I want to go home with a foreign boy, please feel free to let me go, sober me gives you permission to let drunken me do it
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
How is it I was the last to know everyone calls me tig ole bitties? Did y'all have a meeting about this that I wasn't invited to?
I definitely hasselhoffed a taco bell burrito on my kitchen floor in front of my dad and little brother.
He asked us to wake him up with a strobe light. We had it going in front of his face full power for half and hour and he didn't even blink.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
We don't watch enough power rangers
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
woke up and you werent here...its ok if we're never going to speak again but my furry hand cuffs are missing and i would like them back. thanks.
dude the last time we saw him was 2 nights ago when he was yelling that the trees were naked or some shit then he ran into the forest. I think its time for a search party
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