Are you going to tell your therapist we boned?
A chick at the bar last night took my black berry, looked at my Brick Breaker score and told me she couldnt take someone that has a lower score than her seriously.
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
Aparently his snake got loose in the middle of the night. Not a sex joke, he has a fucking snake
I made her cum... she sounded like Ray Romano
They asked if I was about to puke and my response was to laugh and suddenly throw up. Continuing my asshole streak I kept laughing while still vomiting.
Our 450 pound cab driver smells like McDonalds and sunblock with a touch of vodka. Correction I smell like vodka.
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
Signs you do Molly too much. Glow sticks fallout of random articles of clothing on academic row
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Well that's what you get for messing around with her vagina. I told you it was a fickle and insatiable creature.
He's standing in the corner rubbing his nipples and reflecting on poor life choices
How do you clean puke off a stuffed bear?
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Oral stamina is what keeps life exciting
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