Your tits are I can't wait for
Any of you guys fuck a 16 year old again? Because our front yard got fucked over high school style.
Leave Me Alone
At least least me cry on your voice mail
Wait, how do girls masturbate?
I dunno we use shower heads I guess.
..how does it fit?
but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
I got fingered by sexual harassment panda last night, by a van, I can't remember if he took off his furry panda hands...
Neighbors just bought a new bong. Got high with them and we decided to name it "Gary colemans sweet sugarlumps" these guys are hilarious
Its ok. I handled the situation with grace and class. lol jk i got shitfaced and fucked his roomate.
The bachelorette started when I opened the door and they threw a few dozen dildos at me.
if anyone knows where my shirt is please let me know and if you know why I don't have my own shirt please also let me know. also do any of you know why I'm missing a bra wire?
My husband has seen you naked more times this week than me. I don't consider it a bad thing since you keep bringing the booze to our house. And because my tits are bigger.
Your english degree would kill itself if it could read that text.
maybe a couloe typos.. noooooooooo big deal
When he said he lived in a closet I thought he meant his room was really small or something... But he actually has a queen size mattress on the floor of his roomates walk-in closet.
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
She dropped the call after she told me she doesn't want to hear about how loud he can scream.
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