Hey theres a creepy ass guy stalking our house.i would look alive geting in 2nite.
So is it bad that I'm using this 21 year old for his hot bod and utter naivety?
No its what 21 year olds are made for
I think he may have called me a bar rat, jokingly. I said i was but in a non-trashy way.
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
We did face masks and fucked...he really isn't gay, what they say about europeans is just true
Just learned how to deliver a baby.the things i saw tonight can never be unseen
It smelled like mall pretzels. Of course I investigated.
He is now the second fuck buddy that i have met by walking up and grinding on him. My ass is so much more productive than dating
i have learned 4:30 is too early to start pregamming for the midnight harry potter
It really does creep me out though that the next ten years will involve my friends creating smaller versions of themselves because to be honest I don't know how much I like some of them. So that thought it really scary
A particularly funny moment you may have missed; you walked in to the basement to announce that whoever was cooking sausages had left them on the grill for Hella long, only to be told that you were in fact the person grilling. At which point you just said, "the sausages are done" and walked out
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
That married penis I’ve been riding offered to pay off my student loans. I was going to break it off because he has lousy stamina. Is being debt free worth putting up with mediocre sex?
Is there a subtle way to tell him he needs to hydrate? 8 years of yoga and kegels. He has no idea what I’m going to do to him this weekend
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