brb k???!! plz don't leave i want 2 tlk bout r rltnshp
I mean I can't believe yesterday ended w/ your house getting firebombed. What an unexpected turn of events
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
im trying to catch a child molester. call you later.
its simple. when his lips are on my clitoris i want to marry him. when they are speaking i want to kill him.
I just asked the dr if it was herpes while wearing my shirt from the strip club...
I told you to stay away from the strippers in Oklahoma
this will be a night to untag.
Either way, he made a blog for his cat.
When Pony by ginuwine plays I pretty much just grind on the nearest penis.
How do you respond to a booty call from yesterday?
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
This time last year, you were undressing me from my gecko costume and getting freaky in a public bathroom. Tough to top that New Years Eve.
Me and some girl at the bar just high fived for not wearing bras
Did you know that pizza hut has a wedding proposal box? And sorry for being kinda drunk yesterday when you got here
you pulled out seven eyelashes and made me count them multiple times whilst crying hysterically.
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