I'm pretty sure the only race ive ever won was to my mothers egg
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
NExt question... Do i wanna sleep under my palm tree
YES.
He refused my I'm sry gift of ANAL. That's how angry he was.
Operation liquormelon is in full effect. We may die tonight.
ugh he was not leaving in the morning so i tried to scare him by crying and saying i wasnt ready to lose my virginity.
Josh has a goal of being naked in every RAs room this year. He's already 3/11.
Aaaand I cut your bangs with a large knife last night ...
They better not charge my debit card for what you peed on.
I just woke up ass naked on top of all my sheets, with no blinds in my room because i used them as togas, my back is killing me, im covered in sharpie, i have no memory of last night, and im pretty sure im still drunk. I consider the night a success
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Does he know you were at a strip club taking shots of tequila right before you babysat his son?
Whoever put the life size cut out of Snoop Dog next to me in bed understands me.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
just took a pregnancy test before I went out drinking. if that's not drinking responsibly Idk what is.
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