Can a clitoris grow tomatoes? Its symbolic and rhetorical.
There's a technique?! I just slide my tongue around
sorry probably not gonna make it :( kinda tied up right now
sad face, r u gay?... wait like really tied up?
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don't look now, but that cross eyed girl is staring at you... and me.
I found him crying and drunk, in my closet holding a picture of Tyler Perry. He managed to say"he's just so many people"
Im about to shotgun a beer using my mother's knitting needles. home sweet home.
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Old woman told me I looked like her son and then she started explaining to me how she wanted me to fuck her
He passed out in the car on the way to the party. Seabiscuit tripped before the race even started....Lil bitch....
She was chasing her shots with beefaroni and I think I fell in love.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
That was before I lit my hair on fire
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
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