Ryan Ross and Jon Walker left panic at the disco today.
I predict a mass suicide of the 14 year old girl population...
I just walked into his bathroom to see two poops floating... no toilet paper. WTF!?
He said he used to draw on the walls with poop when he was a kid.
Just got new surround sound speakers for my computer... I feel like I'm actually IN the porn now.
using the left over highlighters from the blacklight party to study for finals. feeling the need to write insert penis here on my econ notes.
If I can't get a one-legged man to love me, what the hell chance do I have with a NORMAL guy???
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
You're asking the wrong person. I was drunk on nyquil and jager.
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
Saturday morning. Went into a study room excited b/c some1 had left a paper w/ an inspirational quote: YOU ARE cApable of aChieving anything yoU waNT. Then I read the bold letters.....
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Are you feeling okay?
Right now, not a single thing feels even slightly okay. That hungover.
Also the girl beside me smells like she's been in a deep fryer.
Sensing a theme here
If alcoholism is a theme, yes.
I get so pissed when there is something that NEEDS to be made fun of and you're not here.
Randomize