I just didn't expect you to be so naked....
Came home to a chalk baord that read:" Think like a rapist." Can't say I'm surpirsed.
I don't think you know how difficult it is to pee in poncho..
i just told a girl i would suck the alcohol out of a deoderant stick
My mom just bought me $200 worth of booze on the condition that I promise I won't have to go to rehab eventually
Some guy said that sham wows were the same as regular shammys. needless to say you had to be restrained. you kept trying to 'slap chop' him.
are any of them hardcore sluts...just absolute worthless human beings? if not the paper wins
he somehow instantly knew i was from vermont.
it probably had something to do with chasing your soco with maply syrup.
The girl behind me in psych just tapped me on my shoulder to tell me there was a condom wrapper in my hood.
i think i traded my wallet for a tim hortons gift card.
the breathalyzer kept saying danger. we made our new slogan danger we need more shots
Hooked up with a 20 year old. Only reason I did was cos I thought he was 18
Your normalization of crazy is frightening.
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
Her cat was breathing in my ear all night, like that kid from Hey Arnold.
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