Someone wrote that you're a whore in one of the bathroom stalls
I didn't know I was popular enough to be hated. This is awesome
hes 24 and dating a highschool junior and keeps saying how happy he is. happy about what? her ACT score??
porn bloobers exist! never have i laughed so hard while jerking off!
I saved $70 from being to drunk to go out last night so I figured I could buy a new watch.
so I made out with a lobbyist last night. im officially a resident of D.C
I was just stopped at a stop sign waiting for the moon to turn green.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
you can hold your grudge or you can accept the alcoholic treats as a peace offering. your choice
peace be with you.
Masturbating on the clock at work is my specialty.
Looking forward to meeting the person naked and passed out at my kitchen table.
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
We just got busted fucking in the hammock by his roommate...I'm so out of here as soon as hes asleep....
But like it was sooo bad! At one point he tried to flip me over and he fell off the bed
I feel like I don't even know what's gonna happen when we first see each other. It'll be like explosions and glitter and a unicorn will run by pulling a sleigh of alcohol and sex.
I skipped the handshake and went right for a dickshake I had him minutes after I saw him.
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