I love my bros weed
Im gonna hate it in like 20 mins though
genius idea. im gonna paint my penis green like the serpent of sex
I have decided that a Nickelback cover band would be the pinnacle of loserdom.
i just realized i put more money and effort into 420 then i did for christmas
took 4 advil with a shot of vodka, figure i'd try to save myself now
He managed to get his pants on, so the cop just sat there facing us with his lights shining in the car. I made shadow puppets.
Dont forget about the tuna sandwich behind your TV
Let me clarify that those tears were for losing my fuck buddy and his penis, not to the fact that he decided he wanted an actual relationship with feelings.
We are going to get high as balls and watch netflix
THIS IS WHAT BEING AN ADULT LOOKS LIKE
I should have bailed a long time ago. I mean, he has a bible verse-a-day app next to his dick pics in his phone.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
Condoms and Ice Cream, that's all we need.
Well, at least you look pretty when you're disgusted
Last thing googled on my laptop last night was vagina chaffing. What the fuck?
oh man there are to hot chicks wrestling in a pool of maple syrup. ill send you a picture
this is why i will never break up with you
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