i seriously hope you fucking die....you are the worst.
SHit! Sorry, sent to wrong person
What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
so im in the parking lot of taco bell eating a taco...and some girl just got out of a car and screamed at the top of her lungs "XANEX FOR SALE!!!!" i fucking love Hamilton.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
Thats my favorite, when ex girlfriends become XL ex girlfriends
her cat watched me eat her out... I would use the alternate term for both of those things but it's too weird.
I was puzzled last night that there were shots waiting for us when we got there. Just read my messages and saw you were ordering from the bar via texts.
my brother has friends over and I can hear one of them screaming from the basement "BREATHE. FILL YOUR LUNGS. LIVE YOUR LIFE." and it sounds like he's doing some motivational speaking down there but that's actually just how he encourages ppl to take bong hits
Actually, I may scrap this entire plan. I just realized that I had sex with a guy with his own whiskey commercial.
I'm going to preface tonight by saying that I'm sorry for tequila, shopping carts, and having to chase me.
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
slept with a 6'5 mountain man from Montana and then he played 'Girls Just Wanna Have Fun' on repeat..
I just made deviled eggs for everyone not passed out. Im officially becoming a drunk chef.
Randomize
