Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
is it true guys wash their penises in the sink if they think they're getting laid at a bar?
it's more of a rinse.
If it makes you feel any better I'm plucking my mustahce and drinking. Alone.
Going back to college after four years is reminding me why i love cheating... they dont let me cheat on tests but they sure try hard to make me cheat on my girl
I walked in on him shirtless licking the mirror while talking to his reflection. So yes, I definitely want to do shrooms the next time you get them.
apparently my insurance doesn't cover road head. Bummer.
He put crushed up bacon in the joint and now we're listening to the Matilda soundtrack I have no idea what's going on
She had pubes that could make an episode of Duck Dynasty. Fear the Vag Beard
thanks again for a nice night (and please don't fuck my boss)
FYI: Brian said he left me in the bathroom Friday night to shower and 45 minutes later found me with a towel around my head, my pants on and holding my boobs. No more Jell-O shots for me.
but I truly enjoy making out with my best friend more than my boyfriend
Man I sound like a slutty Mormon
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I LACK THE NECESSARY BRAIN FUNCTIONS TO BE ABLE TO PROPERLY RESPOND TO THAT
I've never sung with balls in my mouth
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