Have you learned any life lessons?
I like big butts and I cannot lie.
It's Friday. Sex?
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
i'm all for saving the environment, but when we get into the shower to fuck, he shouldn't flip his shower hourglass timer
love makes seman taste better
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
I just followed a trail of feathers and glitter to class. Today better be fucking magical.
I want to give my boyfriend great head for his birthday...can i practice on you?
if you want blown tonight you're gonna have to take me up on that offer now. in less then 45 minutes you're gonna be blacked out and i'm not doing something i'm not getting credit for in the morning.
I'm not taking advice from anyone I've seen passed out naked at noon on the hood of a strangers car. Meaning you.
I'm pretty sure the Jahovah's witness only came to our door because the front says "Twerk Or Treat"
Night one million where I have madri gra beads around my neck and no justifiable reason for where they came from
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
😂😂😂 what are we doing to these poor guys?!
Maintaining the status quo.
Mike fell asleep with his hand down my pants. I'm clearly an enticing person.
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