YOU CAN MICROWAVE POPTARTS!?!??!
why the FUCK would i wear makeup on my vagina!?
You are not answering and I think it is because you spent 80 dollars worth of drinks on you hot cousin.
if you google earth my address you can see me getting out of my car. finally my moment of being famous
Tonight's Real World episode reinforced the well-known fact that men of any caliber can hook up with girls named "Crystal"
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
If she asks the cat was vomiting before I fed it fried calamari
$150 bar tab covered by these tits. That's now the going rate. Keeping my bra on during sex unless i see the Benjamins.
they still hired me even though my background check came back with a warrent for my arrest.
Just put your hair in a bun. We're going out to drink, not to impress people.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
IS SOBER OCTOBER A THING?? WTF WHO ARE THESE PEOPLE?
I sliced my fucking arm open last night after margarita madness and had to drive myself to the ER. Got six stitches and a social worker came in and asked if I was abused due to my sex bruises. I literally had to tell her "don't worry, I like it rough"
Why is my fridge empty save for a basketball???
Her neighbors? They're nice. Young family. Tried not to get puke on their side of the lawn.
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