Pride was great cause we really can now appreciate how far we've come as gay people!
Doll, if you're still fucking strangers behind the WeHo Sonic while high on E then we've come as far as 2003...
not my fault. i got her to believe he wrote an oasis song. he still managed to find a way to make sure no girl ever gets near his penis.
What do ugly girls do when they get too drunk at parties. They can't pull the whole "sorry i passed out on your couch but i'm hot so it doesn't matter "card
you know the rule: 3 consecutive asian hookups makes you an asian fetish guy, no exceptions
hey, when you wake up, search yourself on youtube
my sister already found it, were watching it right now. i give it 2 thumbs up.
You act like this is the first time I literally thought I was invisible.
Was this before or after he told that homeless man outside the bar about his past sexual experiences?
The camera shows a viking with a white mask, a creepy green guy, a gorilla, and a pumpkin throwing eggs and laundry detergent in his yard
OHHH and there was a Batman too.
He probably thinks you're playing hard to get.
Hard to get?? I'm playing leave me the fuck alone.
yea I went to the store high again.. I think we're having pie for dinner.
Wanna know what sucks. Banging the bosses daughter at work and having the boss walk in while you are fucking on his desk. Good day though. Made 6 sales
Well I want to be mistreated and called a slut and finger banged
But I guess hugs would be nice
If you are refering to the duckling living in your bath...I can explain, but before I do, can you throw a peice of bread in there?
You kept sayin "its alright, I'm pre-med" to everything we said. EVERYTHING.
i'm currently watching a guy eat a bunch of cacti and i have lost all faith in humanity
**cactuseses
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