you were stealing lawn gnomes and punching cars. I'm not surprised you got arrested.
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
I'll be heading downtown with donuts and a lawn chair at 9am to go Halloween Walk o' Shame spotting.
I can't think of anything besides pubic hair fallout. Ugh.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
So far we've hooked up on a pool table, on a public bathroom counter and now in a little league baseball dugout. We haven't even made to a house yet.
next photo in the 'cherished memories' series- Jess's bed. Note the vomit actually UNDER the pillows. shes a genius.
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
This power is too much for most humans to handle safely. It's like having the nuclear launch codes, except it's my penis.
Getting robbed by hookers is def a right of passage in a mans life
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
Blacked out and showed everyone my nudes. They toasted to my nudes, and I got an outstanding ovation.
Considering we almost incited a riot on behalf of LGBT rights I have to say that was the best time for our moral compass to turn south.
I dunno what to tell you sport. Short of having a shock collar on, you're gonna wanna hook up with people.
He waved at a guy who drove by while we were having sex in the back of a rental car in a hospital parking garage prior to visiting family. Almost made me feel guilty but I liked it too much.
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