So instead of cumming in her, I peed in her...
What did she do!?
I didn't tell her...
HOLD UP I think she only has eight fingers...
the young, male pastor of my church has a jesus fish tramp-stamp. I made him show me.
I don't know what your problem is but seriously you're a cunt for throwing up that song on your page. It's rude as fuck
omg its myspace i didnt think anyone took that seriously anymore
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
It's ok. Rob's just shotgunning upside down.
and lets be real... who can blow a middle school class's sunday school teacher and keep a straight face ever again? NOBODY.
Just finished my quantum homework in ladies room writing with eyeliner. I am the party/physics champion.
My text message history should be ashamed of itself right now.
I never thought I would be saying these words but...when did David Spade get hot?
Is it immoral to trade sex for the use of his laundry room?
Drunk you wants to be petty, not you you.
look, bitch. one day when everyone i care about deserts me for my severe moral depravity, you're going to be the only one i have.
i can't wait.
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