totally got the gold medal for the best fence jump when the cops came.
i gave him the "yep, i was your girfriend's collegiate lesbian sex story" head nod
Well he's in a two year college so technically hes a senior. At least can we just pretend I'm not robbing the cradle.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
From the same High Brittany who brought you such thoughts as, "Fuck, am I wearing shoes?" Comes High Brittany on a date! Stay tuned. This will be interesting.
Dan I was a mess I made out with a 40 yr old who gave me a wad of cash for Christmas. Like wtf
Im just using you for your dick and your superb survival skills if needed.
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
you said, 'he held out his hand, that means we don't have to pay' about the taxi driver, and then asked the doorman what happened to your pants...
Just got a snapchat from him that was a video of with the caption "my new apartment" in Brazil. I think we might not be seeing eachother anymore.
It's ok, it's locked within patented Sealrite technology. That puke is staying fresh
No biggie, just trying to keep my liver function in the green
He told me he sees me like a sister then 10 mins later tried to make out with me.
Her new crush is a 6'2" guacamole baron that may also be a Jedi.
I've turned into a small time drug dealer, now who's the real MVP.
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