i just google imaged poop.
True Life: I hate vaginal excretions
i perioded on his leg
on. his. leg.
he said i balance and complete him. i feel sick
todays sighting is titled: Bum taking pictures with an invisible camera.
I actually bought food at McDonald's as an apology for what I was about to do to their bathroom.
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
Blocking me on Facebook doesn't change the fact that you've had my penis in my mouth. So there's that.
yeah that bottle of rum is only the second thing I want that kid to be pulling out of his pants
She was a little thick, but we banged on the beach and fireworks went off as we finished so I think God wanted it
Never remove your contact lenses after eating an entire bag of spicy doritos.
Sooooo have your ex-girl console you over your ex ex girl that you destroyed said ex-girl over the possibility of
Got lost on the way to my dealer again. He stayed on the phone with me untill i found him and then hooked it up because I got lost.. What a genuine person.
So this morning when I woke up. I found my refrigerator open and no more food. It was empty, I'm home alone for the week. Where in hell did that food go?
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
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