AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
Steve is enlightening me on how and why u put gerbils up your ass
we were watching porn and trying to copy the position they were doing now i think my hip is dislocated
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
Apparently everytime he put me down to bed I escaped out the window, I faintly recall climbing into the canoe in the back yard, and air paddling.
my mom just asked if she should wash your furry handcuffs with the lights or darks
I just bought the ATT family protection plan so that I could block all of my old bar hookups from booty calling me...
They were taking shots out of the caps of perfume bottles. This is too much for me.
I wasn't vocally whispering "she wants to bite your dick off" about that kirsten girl was I?
I was woke up by the fucking Star Spangled Banner this morning. I sat up in bed and put my hand over my naked heart. I was so confused
I feel like there is something fundamentally wrong with me as a woman. My initial text to you was "What's up, fuck bucket?"
Is it possible to be sexually attracted to someone's hair?
he's 22 and listens to dad music. if i hear one more modest mouse song i'll never blow him again
I'm fucking my way through California and it's kind of fun.
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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