idk, it's all black and i hear low talking...
dude, i think you're in initiation!
shit. that's not good.
the three of them together have enough kids to fill a barney live audience.
i woke up to find out i shared my bed with a full, open can of natty light last night and didnt spill it. then i drank it for breakfast.
I woke up to a topless girl handing me a blunt. Candidate for greatest wake-up ever?
He said "ride me pocahontas" while I was on top of him last night
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I think I just fucked my first person born during the Clinton administration
I'm here to help build your repertoire of drunken shenanigans and I should have been arrested stories
If it looks really sketchy and smells like burnt pizza and pot you're in the right place
I only had sex with him so I could try to steal his roommate's cat, what kind of girl do you think I am?
I gotta give him props though, I've never been propositioned for sex via flash mob.
He's got a beautiful penis, I can't lie
I don’t know whether to call out sick or call in drunk
I have nice boobs. Don't wanna deprive anyone of the experience.
You're a saint.
Some sorority went “Dick or Treating” at a frat house and now the Halloween parties are canceled
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