He like poked it twice with the tip of his tongue then left it alone. I'm sad.
you kept trying to convince me i had aids because my head hurt
I just made $100 from people paying me not to get naked at the party... I need those P90X dvds
I call it my summer of slut; except summer lasts from May until December. It's been incredibly successful
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
I have full custody of my vagina however you are granted visiting hours
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
If she wants experimental lesbian sex, i call dibs
she comes in perfect pitch. hook up with more singers.
I asked him if he wanted a pillow, and he replied "No. Batman never had pillows."
She's licking the whiskey out of the carpet. I think we may be soulmates.
You know that feeling when you wake up and your whole body just smells like a penis?
He gave me a script of norcos and touched my balls so overall it's been a good day.
I like that you're more concerned about how I would find the time to clone you, than the fact that I have your blood.
By the time I realized I was watching a Danish porno with muppets it was already too late
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