i'm three days dirty after drinking 14 hours last night and some other questionable behavior (hula hooping at a large concert, for example) i will just always bring the class. and the sluttiness.
Call me "white mamba"
Your dick is not a dangerous deadly poisonous snake
It is white.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
If you don't sleep with him after showing him your thong with the bow, I am no longer on your side.
i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
Pretty sure he sprained my tongue. This is why you don't hook up with gingers.
She was giving me that "well this is awkward since you drunkedly tried to hook up with me" look.
You should not be allowed to go away on the weekends I plan on getting drunk on. I need someone to stop me from punching this guy in the face. It's simple room mate etiquette.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
I wanna go back to school and change my major to psych just to make a case study out of her
The more I piece together last night the more I want to vomit it out of my brain.
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
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