lol earlier she was acting like a normal gf... and then BANG! shes touching herself again...
just throwing this out there: period starts tomorrow sooo either sex tonight or not until tues/weds.
i get a bj anyways so it's really your choice.
k i'll be over in 5.
Just saw the stripper pole on the road that we threw out of the party bus last night
He likes bondage and spanking and shit.
Oh, so "normal" kinky not "I wanna pee on people" kinky. I can handle that.
According to you, you were with your "Eskimo bro for life" last night.
That's too much drama for once a month dick... that's in-house dick drama only
There was pot, but there are no Doritos, no Funyons, no Oreos.
Send help.
It's a mix of hot dirty sex and week old bong water
All I know is that I got to have an orgasm yesterday during sex so nobody can put a damper on my day, NOBODYYYYYY
Smoked a joint with mom, best Thanksgiving ever!
I was totally going to fuck him and then his friend walked in brushing his teeth, whipped down his pants and started doing the windmill. Ultimate cock block
I have seen you puke and 5 mins later rock my world. So there is hotness there that average people will never see..
Did you really think putting a napkin over your head would make you giving him a bj less obvious?
I love you so much and not just because your dick is perfect
Apparently his ex was into edging and did it to him so much that it takes forever for him to cum
I hate you and your multiple orgasm sexcapades
Randomize