if you come down to my room ill tell you a secret
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
he acted like he had never seen anyone snort lines of adderall off of a microwave before. freshman.
What can I say, we hook up during the holidays.. We're a seasonal couple
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
we can fight about whose fault it is later....naked.
I'd just like to say before I start drinking tonight that not only do I not find you attractive; I don't want to hook up with you, suck your dick, be your "suga mama" or have your babies. Please disregard any texts, phone calls or voicemails that say otherwise..
I have to be at work in a hour. Can you sufficiently fuck me in 35 minutes?
My usual answer of have sex with it doesn't work in this situation
Just remembered I railed lines while holding a puppy
Yeah the last text says "How many your ass,,,,, prepare it" so take that for what it is
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
you stood in front of the mirror for 20 minutes and finally said, "he can hear everything i'm saying inside my head. we need to leave." now try and tell me there is no such thing as too high.
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Stereotypically, lax bros last the longest, but have huge egos that are annoying. Baseball players barely last 10mins, but are really nice. And than we have soccer players, last long and have no egos. Me and my friends have collected our findings.
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