YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
never play flip cup with pint glasses
i just realized that fran drescher is the 90's version of a guidette.
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
He was like an artic tracker. Walked ten paces from the tree, then 15 paces from the mailbox, dug down in the snow, and pulled up the case of beer he hid from his parents out there. It tasted like ice cold success.
Seriously, dude... You knows its bad when you gag on her nipple.
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
The last thing I remember is singing hotel California with a hobo and asking every bald man I saw if I could touch his head.
well at least you didn't have your nipples chewed last night
Did you ever think you lost your bong and then you find it in the weirdest place? I mean, who leaves their bong in the shower?
My body looks like ricotta cheese had a vacation
He was so drunk we almost didn't even make it to his place because he didn't know where he lived
He also sent me nipple clamps because romance is NOT dead
so I just realized.. of my 70k student loan debt, most of it went toward bar tabs, eightballs, and sweet-ass ties to wear to gamedays and other people's weddings. I think about shit like this while I'm at my mid-level management position. you know. "working."
Look upon your future, America, and despair.
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