You know you love balls. Don't act all "I-Don't-Love-Balls-ish"
By the way the awkward moment from yesterday is now a bad situation I have to figure out.
Thank you Grey Goose.
I made myself breakfast and everything and then whoever's house it actually was came downstairs very upset.
my mom said i couldn't bring cigarettes cause it was a family trip, which was really irresponsible of her because now i have to walk around the beach drunk trying to find someone with cigarettes.
Were playing beruit winners pelt losers with eggs
What are you doing? Did I punch you in the face last night?
For public speaking we have to bring an object that describes us to class. Can't decide if I wanna bring a flask or a shot glass.
Only I could run tino my father in law while looking at condoms at Rite Aid. At 730 on a Thursday morning. I'm in trouble.
Where did this racoon skin hat, stop sign and bag full of tacos come from?
Narnia or $5 pitcher night either way
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
He just texted me saying "you've got a face that suggests you give really good head". Is this a compliment? Do I say thanks?
Excuse me while I gouge out my eyes.
In which case my work here is done.
I look excited, but its just a facade.
All i want from a relationship is to get drunk watch pirates of the Caribbean and have sex
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