If i come over, it means nothing
Well, I'm a guy so I don't have one, but if its anything like the inside of my nose, yes, vodka would burn.
i felt obligated to tell him happy birthday since we trashed his house and i fucked his friend in his basement
Quick question, how many times can you get chlamydia before your vagina just gives up and falls off?
he just flipped me off the bed, said "deal with it", and came on me.
I've made a list of places I want to have sex this summer. #1: Reptile House at the zoo.
Just tell your mom you have to go somewhere half naked with a strange man. She'll understand
Yeah. Just jump him. Naked. Claim his dick for yourself.
I need an adult. someone more adult than my current state
You know what's awkward? Being with your girlfriend and seeing her ex-boyfriend that she left for you while you've got a Ron Burgundy level awkward boner.
Yes, let me tell you about the time I was forcibly locked in a bathroom when my ex-girlfriend was having a bad shroom trip.
Just checked in with my friend who walked in on us. He thinks you two had a spiritual connection and he's bugging out
He was also rolling face on molly so his perception of divinity might be slightly off
I was thrusting to the beat of Felix Navidad..
Whelp, I woke up on the front lawn this morning. I have got to stop wearing these underwear. Every time I do, I end up puking in someone's greenery.
So, I think think I left my underwear at your house. Well...not exactly your house but your roof.
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