These guys are walking up and down the hallway yelling, "Yo, is this the floor with the unisex bathroom?"
I'm sorry you missed class, the topic today is copy and paste. I'm not even kidding.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
you kept yelling "this bitch stole my phone" to the guy who found you passed out in the parking lot
I just took a shot out of my supervisors unzipped jeans. Our staff parties are getting a little too personal
We tried to make ramen in a glass bowl on the stove. They called facilities to pick the glass out of the door
probably one of the worst weekends ever... i got peed on by his sleepwalking roommate.
It's Saturday night and I'm sitting on my couch by myself, watching Glee, and drinking gin and tonics. If you listen very closely, you can hear the wails of my mother giving up hope that I will ever give her a son-in-law.
That's totally the Emoji for "just ran into some girl who knows I know she had an abortion"
I don't care how hot she is, her cat has pissed on me twice.
to answer your questions bluetooth, 30ft, like a tampon, ask her, her idea, got tired of trying to find her in crowed clubs
I think I was just hit on by Jesus Christ. This is not okay. Bad Touch. I NEED AN ADULT!
Calm the hell down, it's just stoner Bob.
I hate when pubes grow back. My mons is a warzone.
He just sprayed AXE in his mouth to get rid of his bad breath... THAT DRUNK
Tequila shots and throwing it at a bell.
This is dumb. I'll keep doing it.
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