Oh please. You given/recieved a handjob out in public. I think that shy ship has sailed.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
you kept saying 'can i put my penis on the grill?' and it was all i could do to stop you. you're welcome, though
I got you a housewarming gift. It starts with "A" and ends with "bottle of Jameson"
the bottle said: caution extremely flammable. so that was my motivation.
Dude, you disappeared somewhere on the walk back and shortly after we got a call from your cell phone from this guy explaining that him and his roommates woke up to the smell of burning pizza and a naked stranger on their couch.
High enough to ask the woman at best buy if she ever feels like she's swimming. and telling the man outside that he smells like happy juice.
I am still awake. And let me sing you the song of my people. Ahem. "I have a bottle of hydrocodone and you all can fuck off."
Slept at my ex's best friends house while my ex was locked out and I walked by him sleeping in his car this am
Would it be weird if I bought knee pads and shin guards to fuck in my car?
Well I can cross 'get my dick slathered in coconut oil while watching the bob's burgers porn parody' off my bucket list.
i dunno but you just looked at him said "youre making me really wet" and straight pissed your pants
Truth. Though I have held steadfast to the notion while the rest of you wavered. I had faith in his homosexuality.
Let's be real, he was never going to be tall enough
i really didnt think i was that drunk last night but the txts from unknwn #s that say i like your lace panties are def telling me otherwise
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