Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
i just saw my boxers from 2 days ago stuck in a tree 4 miles from my house
Bring my lunch to work in liquor store bags is doing nothing for my career
So then she just shoved applesauces in her pocket and started talking about she needed to find her friends.
you didn't get her number why?
We got three kegs and a backhoe. Now taking bets on what charges we end up getting arrested for. Will need bail money.
Ok fine. Wild. Free. Like a stallion set free in a beautiful meadow filled with flowers and sexy lady horses
Dude you have to come get or im gonna nail this 64 y/o woman as repayment for buying me shots of jager
I will pee on everything he values.
She needs more friends. Or a second therapist.
He's doing his thing where I don't know if he's alive until three in the afternoon so idk
He woke up & asked where his pants were then asked where he was then asked who I was. Been married 20 yrs. He was drunkest ever.
That's a really terrible idea.
Awesome I'm gonna do it then, thanks for the input
I only wore my thong with cheeseburgers on it because I thought we'd have sex. So I basically wasted my best thong for nothing.
sober me needs to have more faith in drunk me.
admittedly, geting that drunk in front of my last two exes wasnt a good idea
probably didn't help that you cheated on them with each other either
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