Next weekend I am getting a library card and staying my whore ass home.
The cab driver just finished telling me how leaving community college after one month was the best desicion he ever made.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
oh hey just found a glowstick in my tits. fuck yes new years eve
He had a stripper pole in his bedroom. I didn't know whether to be impressed or creeped out.
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
Was the mom I hooked up with decently attractive I feel like her two friends were hotter
He thought the strainer was a giant bowl to puke in.
I think throwing up in my her purse is probably why we broke up
I woke up to a hotel manager knocking on my car ( window was down) and asking if I was ok
he gave me a thermos so I could take my coffee with my on drive of shame. I was unexpectedly grateful...
One day her vagina is just going to shrivel up and seal itself with it's self preservation mechanism
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
So... Sex in my rain boots last night. Trashy or a great show of character?
If it was with a guy, trashy. Sex with a girl is never trashy.
you know your booty call is really trying when he offers to pay the toll for the bridge you have to cross to get to his house
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