I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
i an so hammered right now. I'm about to pass out but i just found the lion king dvd and i'm so happy words don't even describe.
I'm gonna name my first kid mufasa regardless if It's a boy or girl
we were like drunken butterflies among sober caterpillars,
She swung at the pinata with crutches
you think that next time i come over to do this you can pick up the condom wrappers you used on the other girls
I just did a Kegel and my back popped. My vagina is a gift to penises everywhere.
I think we should take up crocheing or stamp collecting....something completely lacking penises
He bought you footie pajamas. Shit's pretty serious.
Was it you I was with where I saw a guy open a beer with his butt?
my life is turning into trapped in the closet at way too fast a speed for me to feel comfortable.
I'm tryna think of an appropriate time to say "when I suck other dicks they seem like training dicks compared to yours" but I really can't think of a good way to say that
I just wanna fuck your brother. Sorry if thats a crime.
I think my dick has healed enough that we can start having sex again
I'm just going to use my debit card. I feel bad buying pizza with the money I stole from my roommate...so I'm going to put it in my piggy bank.
I have to touch the horse lube. :-(
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