all i asked was if it was all the way in, and now im laying here alone. sensitive guys fucking suck
shes perfect for him. shes never seen a penis so she has nothing to compare his to.
Some ambulance just rolled up to this bar and this girl just hops out of the back and walks inside
she said "i got this" and then fell on her face. within grabbing distance of the wall and her boyfriend
How was the party last night?
There's a mountain bike in the middle of our apartment. No one will claim it.
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I told her the job opening requires being on the phone during the week and on my face on the weekends. I think she wants the job.
We laughed. We cried. We came everywhere.
Go for it! You're young. Have fun. Be somebody's expensive hobby like Anastasia Steele.
Wow, I just woke up in this conference with the woman beside me staring at me. This is what happens when hungover people sit in warm rooms...
Yeah. Moral of the story: Don't mace yourself. It sucks dick.
we all thought you were asleep. he found you an hour later sitting outside in the snow lighting a bowl, singing the CatDog theme song, and hugging a box a Franzia.
I called you a cum goblin in my voicemail. I stand by it.
So I realize somewhere between mildly irritated and outright belligerently pissed is where you are, but as to location, where are you?
apparently i ended up downloading "thats amore", giving him head, and singing it... all at the same time
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