So just talked to them hahah i like that people sat there and watched as you two made out... They said they even had to refill their beers
You just got cockblocked by Conan O'Brien.
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
Only you would think wine and coffee was an acceptable finals study time mix
You just threw your burrito at the passing teenage couple and yelled "It's never gonna last" of course your were a shit show
Why is there a condom in the dishwasher...
I still have way too many Frat houses to get blackout drunk at before I'm get in any type of relationship
The bar tenders gave me the number for a "taxi"... It's just a dude with a van. In retrospect, pretty sketchy. Robert was cool though.
How drunk is "too drunk" for candlelight service?
Part of me really wants this picture, but the other part of me knows if he is really this drunk, he could be sodomizing a lamp and not know it
Well I walked the wrong way for a little bit and I don't remember if I fell asleep or not but I definitely laid down under the over pass for a while
Lmfao. We asked what you wanted to eat and you said vagina. I don't care what kind. Fresh, barbecue, roasted on a camp fire. I just want it on my taste buds.
I'm so jealous of your sex life. You know it's awesome when thinking about the sex you had last night brings you tears of joy.
His dick is curly. It's adorable.
was having sex but got distracted... he instragramed a pic of his crotch
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