4:12a: just got back to his place now. I don't want to talk about it
Why is it people are always in costumes on Cheaters these days? Joe Greco literally just said, "It appears they get chased by a chicken with a chainsaw." WTF?
Just got head while drinking hot cocoa and eating cookies. Never in my life have I felt more like santa claus
He's trying to wipe up all the spilled drinks with a banana
I lost count after the 4th body shot but I think I'm wearing at least 3 different peoples clothes.
Then I realized I was alone sitting on the bathroom floor brushing my teeth at 2am laughing to myself.
She bellyflopped onto the poolside bar, broke one wine bottle, and stole another...the resort staff just frowned and cleaned up her mess.
I'm soaked in champagne. I'm eating oatmeal from mcdonalds tonight was glorious
If I don't have the money by then, I'll pay you in sex.
It's going to be 23.5 times of sex and 19 blow jobs. I just googled it.
As yoda would say; A bitch, she is.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Like we just had a bunch of sex and then he threaded my eyebrows in bed lol. It was amazing
I just need to stick to one night stands and delete social media
i agree, on both the sex thing and the unrepentant bastard thing
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
Randomize
