Im in Brooklyn, he wasnt 23 or a musician pick me up
i might even pee on it at walmart i am so nervous
I slept face down in the dirt because I wanted to go camping?
Dude they are all farmers and I'm pretty sure there's a prostitute here.
its just been over 12 hours, and i`m dying, don`t know how i`m supposed to survive the holidays sexless
No. 70% of the female population would find them attractive. The other 30% are lesbian and even they would appreciate them for their strong bodies and athletic capabilities.
It's not even 6 am and I've already told my mom to fuck herself in the face
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
Yeah bunch of crazy shit... Makes you wonder how anyone found someone before tinder
I showed my cat the amount of coke I had. She looked concerned.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
Just had a threesome with a married couple.
Stop living my dream.
just had sex in the back of my high school auditorium #dreamcumtrue
On a brief change if topic, last night I dreamt I got shit faced with bill Nye the science guy and we went bar to bar and explained the science of alcohol to everyone who'd give us free drinks. We wore bow ties
I'm unsure if I could pee myself at this point in my life
Randomize
