they say celebs die in threes. leave it to billy mays to throw in one extra COMPLETELY FREE!
His facebook interests include 'unstrapping velcro'.
they started a semi-successful rumor that toby keith died. who says fraternities don't have goals
Theres a fat guy wearing a speedo. Someone just got puked on, and didnt even react. Whats happening?
i watched you ride a mechanical penis. nothing is awkward between us anymore.
OH MY GOD I JUST WANT TO GO HOME AND FART ALL NIGHT.
She's cute. And her snoring noises remind me of the incidental music from Jaws.
It was awk he was sittin on a plastic backyard chair in his underwear and high white socks in the dark watching the nuggets game
I just came so hard I growled. Definitely found my gspot.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
It all started with sending him a text about Spongebob. It escalated from there.
If it's any consolation, I made really strong brownies yesterday and had 3 and then I saw demons
Is it bad I use my AA meeting to hookup with guys?
Remember when we got high off our ass and you talked me into running in place then punched me in the face and said it was a wall?
Ya, you were bleeding for an hour and a half
Are you drunk? You left me a voicemail at 5:59 AM of you making dolphin sounds.
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