garbage
garbage dick
rubbish cock
you win
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
And that's when I found out that Patrick wasn't in fact down with O.P.P.
you know you were way too high when you wake up next to a handwritten list of all the things you'd do for a Klondike bar
no... you woke up naked next to the toilet because you said your outfit was too cute to throw up in
the bank didn't screw up, i spent 150$ at mcdonalds last night
Jus posted an album so big that it takes my manhood into question
And if it was a miscarriage you should figure out whose it was. He must be an alphamale for his offspring to sustain life this long in the amusement park that is your body
Bloody Mary Monday just took a turn for the worst... Just had a heart to heart talk with the cat about it's obsession with chewing on cardboard.... Time for a nap.
You are a booty call, not a friend.
HELP THE ONLY THING THAT'S HELPING ME DISTINGUISH BETWEEN THE TWO OF THEM IS THE DIRECTION OF THEIR WINKY FACES OMFG
If my mom walks in on me masturbating one more time I'm moving out
You'd think the first few times would have been enough
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
I was pretty pissed in the morning when I realized he had fucked the fake tattoo right off my chest.
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